Sunday, October 16, 2005

I like weights. You know where you stand with them. Well, sometimes you're lying under them, trying not to let them crush you, but you see, you KNOW they'd crush you if they could. There's honesty.
T. Campbell and Gisele Lagace, Penny and Aggie, 09-12-05


A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Caskie Stinnett, Out of the Red


I have come to believe that giving and receiving are really the same. Giving and receiving - not giving and taking.
Joyce Grenfell


Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck
US author & humorist


The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
Michael Friedman



Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Gertrude Stein
US author in France


I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Jules Renard


I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
An English Professor, Ohio University


The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Voltaire, Discours en vers sur l'homme, 1737
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)


I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
Harry S Truman, quoted by Time, June 9, 197533rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

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