Friday, October 19, 2007

GEP

Invigilating ACS-js boys-Tiring. sigh and i do get bullied by them.
Like arrrr. 25 bucks doesnt seem worth the money. Ah wells. it was quite fun though, as tiring as it is.
hahas. They are one really naughty bunch of primary 3 kids . Its like they have ants in their pants and their mouths or something, they cant stop walking around, and talking. A certain few especially. Some were really nice and sweet though. The beginning of the test is always bliss. As they're all busy doing their work. But once they start to finish, The class starts to buzz. They get really restless. A certain few especially. And some of the stuff they say are really funny, during tests and breaks.

Boy A- "Teacher teacher, he called me names!"
Boy B-"But teacher teacher! He tell me go drink milk!"
O.O
Boy-"Teacher! He said the "F" word two times!"
Me-"okayyyy.... who?"
Boy-"i don't know who, but his name is----- "
lol

During the test, This boy's phone rang.
Boy:" teacher! he called me!"- points to the boy sitting at the back.
Me:" err, ok. let me keep your phone first. You can have it back after the exams"
Boy:" but he called me!"

Boy-"Teacher the rooster keep crowing... its not morning anymore..but its still crowing.. "
me-"err. yea ok..

Boy-" Teacher teacher he crying!!
Me-" HUH"- sees this boy crying and the other boys crowd around him asking why he's crying
Boy-"That's the culprit!!!"-points to another boy
And i was collecting papers. The teacher luckily,was there and he said-"Ignore them just count your papers" lol

In a desperate attempt to get them to keep quiet,
"Do you all want to go home? keep quiet and then i'll dismiss you"
Some of them started shushing the rest while a few of them-" Don't want to go home"
O.O

"Who's going home by bus?"
A bunch of them raises their hands
one boy-" teacher im taking bus then walking home"
Another boy-" i'm also taking bus. then mummy fetch"
(public bus)
Me and jia yun- O.o
Me-" ok. Who's going home by SCHOOL bus?"

Towards the end of the paper, especially around the last few minutes, they get super restless and ask me whether the time is up. and then they start arguing abt how much time is left.
"teacher finish already"
Me-"not yet"
"two minutes more la"
"No u wrong one more minute"
"No two more"
"one la"
boy gets up and walks to in front of the clock, "oh yea two"
Me-"Sit down!!! and dont talk"

Once its at the last minute, " 10, 9, 8, 7 , 6...." starts to echo around the room. when some count to 1 and its not over, they start again. lol When i announce the paper over, they immediately start talking to one another and stand up. When i collect the papers they're noisy and some of them move about.

Boys.

Haha. This cute boy while doing his paper likes to make funny exclamations and when he checks the time he goes like, "oh no" or "ahhhh" and the boy diagonally in front of him looked at him then at me and gave me that raised eyebrow look, and the another boy looked at me and used his hand to give me a he's-crazy sign.

There's this boy who finishes his paper really really fast. And then he ends up stoning and looking around, occasionally trying to talk to someone. And he does it in front of me, his table was directly in front of me. lol. When he was waiting to go toilet at the door, he went to hide behind the door. lol.. He seems to be like Fish. He'll prob become future Fish. :p looks like Fish too.

Then there's a bunch of boys at the back who love make believe; keep trying to "shoot" each other with a gun made of hands. And somehow managed to create a war using only two hands, flying all over the place.
All while the test was still going on. Then when i walk past asking them to stop shooting. They give that oops-im-sorry-i-wont-do-it-again innocent smile, and the moment i turn around, they start again.

Then there's this boy who kept trying to cheat, asking the people around for answers, thinking i cant see him. And when he finishes his paper he would blatantly try to talk to his friend(whos really naughty too, cannot wait to move and turns around to talk during the test and who i nicknamed itchy legs) -.- and play with some contraption he made using eraser and pencil lead.

There's the cute foreign boy Emmanuel, who somehow when he finishes his paper, sits and stares at me when i'm sitting at the table. I felt really bad, cuz when his paper dropped twice, both times i gave it to a wrong boy :P whoops.

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